Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry
"hockey players have it so easy, they get paid millions to just play a game"
spending years working towards something that is never guaranteed
3am wake up calls for practice
leaving their family at 14
having people tell them “they’ll never make it”
missing out on so much to be there for practices and games
all for the slight chance they’ll make it onto an nhl team
and still, some never do but continue to play
all because they love the game that much
Hockey players as Avengers go.
Kris Letang as Thor Odinson
Sid as Captain Canada (Captain America’s cousin)
Geno as Iron Man
Engo as The Hulk (Don’t make him angry)
Pauly Martin as Captain America
Chris Kunitz as Hawkeye
Beau Bennett as Black Widow
Dan Bylsma as Nick Fury
(This is probably the best ask I’ve ever gotten, thank you anon!)
OMG I LOVE YOU FOR THE ENGO REMARK